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Elwood--Blues

Last seen: 3 days ago

Elwood is a guy from Chicago, Illinois, USA

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat... Bow bow bow...

Hmmm... the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. a ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit thats supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. if it dont bounce back... heeheehee you go hungry! Bow bow bow...

Hmmmm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a sunday-go-to-meetin bun... Bow bow bow...

HmHmHmHm (heeeeh).... Whaddayou want fuh nothin'. A rrrrrubber biscuit? Bow Bow OoOooo