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Doc is a 36 year old guy from Undisclosed location, Fed. States of Micronesia

DrSinePHD. Putting the "Sin" back in sine waves. After being ridiculed by the academic community, I have returned to wreak havoc on those who doubted my genius. The word "Villain" is overused, I prefer to consider myself a "morally-challenged over-achiever".

  • Created Nov 20 •

    I fucking hate flying. I'm not afraid of equipment failure or terrorism. Like Hannibal Lecter I pack my own lunch so that's not the issue, but the thing that gets to me is that weird transition from one airport to another. You know how you get on an elevator looking at one thing as the doors close and they open up on the next floor and you get that feeling of disorientation? Airports are like that to the Nth power. On top of that, I talk weird due to my travels. Even if I'm only gone for a couple days, I pick things up and when I come back and people look at me funny. Flying sucks.

  • Worried pimp called off Rabbi Baruch Chalomishs...

    Rated Nov 20 • 2 reviews • crime • timesonline.co.uk

    From the page: "An eminent rabbi was so exhausted after three days of constant cocaine-fuelled partying with escorts that his pimp grew worried and cancelled that day's supply of girls, a jury was told. "
    ...
    "The court was told that on the ninth day, and after the rabbi had stayed up for three straight days, Mr Abbas was so concerned about his health that he scrapped that day's supply of prostitutes. In a text message to a woman called Clio he wrote: "Hi Clio, I have tried to wake Shel up but I don't want to wake him. He was very tired because he had no sleep for three days, needed to rest, because he is going to his office to work on Monday at 8. Please cancel the party today.""

    On the Sabbath, Rabbi? For shame!

  • The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu

    Rated Nov 19 • 4 reviews • roleplaying games, humor, video • youtube.com

    The crawling madness of pure chaos was never so adorable!


  • Created Nov 19 •

    Midget Time!
    Yes, midgets do have souls.
    No, they do not have night vision.

    Take a midget out drinking. Not only are they cheap drunks, but they're used to being the center of attention.

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    Mood lighting is critical. They don't like the way they look naked either.

  • Toddler taken to hospital after falling in church...

    Rated Nov 19 • 1 review • news • al.com

    From the page: "MOBILE, Ala. -- A toddler was taken to the hospital Tuesday morning after he fell into a church baptismal pool, authorities said.

    The 2-year-old boy's mother found him in the pool shortly after 9 a.m. at Government Street Baptist Church, "

    You know why you shouldn't smoke pot while you drink? You start thinking of things that are totally stupid, but despite it being moronic it still seems really profound. What if you had a priest dress up like a clown, bless the bottle of seltzer water and just start running around squirting people? Like a drive-by baptism. I mean, you know it would kill vampires (or teenage goth girls into "Twilight"), but if you were Jewish or something, did you just get converted? Would you have to kill the clown-priest to turn back into a pagan? Is there is support hot-line for something like that?

  • Drunk Norse Mythology

    Rated Nov 19 • 12 reviews • mythology, video • youtube.com


    You too can be raped and give birth to an eight-legged rainbow horse. And there I was feeling awkward waking up next to a pair of three-hundred pound identical twins with facial tattoos wearing more metal in their faces than your average car. They might not have been lookers but those gals had a way with gooseberry syrup I will never understand.


  • Picard Is Gay

    Rated Nov 19 • 3 reviews • humor, video • youtube.com


    So what's the deal? Are tribbles like space-hamsters? Do they breed in the colon?


  • BBC News - Alcohol protects mens hearts

    Rated Nov 19 • 13 reviews • science • bbc.co.uk

    From the page: "Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests.

    The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men. "

    Alcohol might be good for my heart, but it's even better for other people's noses. Ain't nothing as unpleasant as a cranky moonshiner who's gone dry for a few days. And ladies, play your cards rights and after a few martinis I might even put out..

  • Atheist Nightmare

    Rated Nov 18 • 46 reviews • satire, video • youtube.com

    Well, I guess I have to change my entire world-view. He's got irrefutable proof of God's grand plan.


  • Every year I get older but teenage girls stay the same age.

    Created Nov 18 •

    Random Image Time!

    I remember growing up with the Bradys'. I remember asking my father, "Dad, why don't we have a maid?" and he said "Because you touch yourself".. We had a powerful bond.

    If alcoholism is a disease why isn't it a valid excuse to take sick days? "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I'm dealing with some childhood issues and the only treatment is doing body-shots off of a hepatitis-infested stripper"..

    Waffles are superior in every way. Disprove.