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Rated • 5 reviews • humor • imageshack.us
But if I looked like mehaltaf, even in Pakistan, I might be more optimistic...
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The decade in news photographs - The Big Picture -...
Reviewed • 26 reviews • boston.com
In keeping with the season, it's a wonderful life. -
Dailymotion - Elizabeth Lambert female soccer player - un...
Rated • 43 reviews • sports • dailymotion.com
This one's tough. -
Children taught not to stamp on insects and to respect...
Reviewed • 8 reviews • small animals • telegraph.co.uk
Hear, hear...I will add another vote for this "push." What the hell did a worm ever do to you (except help your f*ckin' garden)? Any half-assed Buddhist will tell you (correctly) that all life is "most sacred." Here's to Lou83 for posting this. Don't want to eat meat? You say you hear the lettuce scream? Well, lay off the bugs. You're just as ugly to them as you think they are. -
Ms. Wordsworth at the Junior College
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(The Ten-minute Exercise)
Too serious by half –
Always –
She arrived late today,
Breathless,
Sat down,
Whispered a quick query…
We’re starting poetry.
Define.
She can’t have heard it right
But wrote
Despite:
In this game there are no
Set morals,
And sportsmanship is not
An expectation
Until someone has lost,
Actually.
Your game face could cost you
The game if you are
Not careful. The game is
Called poker,
A true gamble every
Time you pick up your
Cards for yet another
Single hand. -
Buddha Shaped Pears from China
Reviewed • 5 reviews • scams • toxel.com
This is pretty funny...dude must have heard about that grilled-cheese sandwich with the Madonna on it that sold for $28K. -
Jean-François Millet. Certificates of authenticity,...
Reviewed • 4 reviews • artexpertswebsite.com
A competent but second-rate painter...his painting called "Gleaners" hung in countless middle-class houses in the middle of the 20th century. Who knows why? Nearly none of those people farmed, and nearly none was interested in art. -
Why Id rather age disgracefully like Brigitte Bardot than...
Reviewed • 3 reviews • dailymail.co.uk
Absolutely right...neither looks like she did in her 20s; only one seems desperate to deny that and keep plastic surgeons in cash. -
SPORTS GUMBO FOR THE DAY
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I’m in the mon-ey: Even if his Giants don’t make the playoffs, diminutive fireballer Tim Lincecum, will soon become the youngest-looking person ever to make $10 million a year (I think…what did that guy who played Doogie Howser make?). Last year the Phillies’ Ryan Howard set the record for a salary award in MLB arbitration ($10M), and although he had hit 58 HRs in a season prior to that, he wasn’t what Lincecum will be if San Franciso’s management doesn’t sign him soon – the only pitcher ever to go to arbitration with a Cy Young Award on his mantelpiece.
The long-haired pitcher also has something else to be thankful for: He’s not a rookie in the Phillies organization. Consider the following:
Leavin’ on a jet plane yesterday from their last road game of the season in Milwaukee, the Phillies subjected three of their rookies to that sort of frat-hazing that millionaire athletes apparently find funny (or “traditional”), or somehow worthwhile just because they can get away with it. Outfielder John Mayberry, Jr., and pitchers Sergio Escalona and J.A. Happ were run through that always hilarious cross-dressing thing. What fun! As per a report in this morning’s Philadelphia Inquirer, Mayberry and Escalona were required to board the team plane in “tight-fitting female flight attendant uniforms with knee-high boots,” and Happ, a nice-enough looking young man, but one who is prematurely balding, was forced to wear a Supergirl costume…um, leaving Helen Slater still the best-looking Supergirl in history. This incident also begs this question: where did they find knee-high boots to fit onto the feet attached to the 6’6”, 230-pound Mayberry.
One hesitates, of course, to picture Lincecum’s raven tresses falling onto a smart flight attendant’s blouse. -
Inflatable House Keeps the Hood Classy | Incredimazing
Reviewed • 2 reviews • incredimazing.com
Ah, but is there inflatable glass?
