I am a good deed doer and beloved national treasure. I am a beacon of light...
MoreHoly shit I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Just watch the video. Trust me.
Kenny, if this is "in your face" then I can't imagine how you would describe the kind of vitriol and pure hatred spewed by the church and its sheep toward gays who just want what the writers of the Declaration of Independence put so elegantly...
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. 窶" That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, 窶" That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it.
Meh. Never thought she was all that special. Pancake ass.
The best (and best-written) series in the history of television...
Oh, don't tell me how to talk in my own fuckin' place! Now, here's my counter offer to your counter offer - go fuck yourself!
Edgar Rice Burroughs is rolling in his coffin; more specifically, his tomb, which can be unlocked ... only from the inside.
Nips!
Dumbass bullshit. I just killed myself to be a contrarian
Yeah, because only America has lots of dumb people. Thumbs down for this bullshit.
Sounds like propaganda from the NWO elite trying to convince people to shut up and be happy with what they've got.
Fvck these pedophiles. Money-hungry, power-hungry enablers of child abuse.
Resize my window? F**k you.
Awful.
Fire the sonofabitch right now, and he can take Ron Guenther with him.
F**k you, Roger Goodell. The whole world doesn't work 9-5 you know. But that's OK, I get to watch rounds 4-7 on Sunday. Yay.
Maddox is the best. I don't care who doesn't like it. If you can't appreciate his "crappy children's artwork" section then there's no hope in you ever recovering your sense of humor. F
Health Care in Crisis: Needless Costs, Needless Deaths. I don't agree with everything here, but it brings up many important points.
Come on people. Are you really that dense? Really? Check eBay and see if anyone is offering up their sense of humor.
"Nothing else matters, but that sign needs to come down. In the name of Jesus," Big Mama chanted
Look out, some religious people are angry. Time for blood to spill. In the name of Jesus, obviously.
"I must have surprised her because she got huge tears in her eyes..."
GMAFB. Yeah, a Chick-fil-A drive-thru worker did this. GFY. Satan be with you.
I was booooooorn in the USA!