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Last seen: 7 months ago

Jake is a 28 year old man from Ottawa, ONTARIO, Canada

I make a mean rum and coke (the trick is adding way too much rum). My speakers go up to 11. I can play up to and including 5 whole songs on guitar, depending on how good my memory is holding up on a given day. This salad aint gonna toss itself. My metaphors are simile. I always get a pitcher. My answer to life is 42. I hate people who say to live every day like it's your last... the sentiment is inspirational, but if they believed that they would never work or sleep. I cant stand "busy work". Winter sucks, except for the hockey. Which at the moment means it just sucks. The worst part about a bento box is the tempura. The best part is the green tea ice cream. I love and cherish my metropass. I take a class on modern espionage. I can whistle with the best of them (the whistlers). I can snap with the alright of them. I can touch my nose with my tongue. I consider myself an Agnostic Deist. My cell phone is cute, but useless.