This is the story of my life !
This is the story of my day !
Daniel Hannan MEP: The devalued Prime Minister of a devalued Government
The truth always hurts !!!!!!! Roll on the General Election !!!!
This is just another of the many civil liberty infringements that is making being a UK citizen a prisoner in our own country !!!!!
I agree with initiael......Time to sack this bunch of idiots we call a government !!!!!!
Let this be a lesson to all !! Don't lend out your new Christmas presents !!!
He changed the way we viewed plays & films with his distinctive style of writing !!!!You will be missed RIP !!
Errrrrr... What happens when the Batteries run out !!!!!
" Stop It's Cookie Time !" Errrr No it's....Stop It's a very large G & T time !!! lol. Christmas is soo stressful !!!
It's an open invitation !!
Well I wondered why we see soaring teenage pregnancies & an increase in STDs !!!!
Poor Dear !!!!! I thought it might be the perfect present !!!
From the page: "The owner of a chip shop in Penrith, in Cumbria has banned two traffic wardens from his shop in a row over parking tickets. "
I think the owner is being far to lenient!!!! Fry them in old Oil to good & crispy & serve to council leaders, with a slice of lemon !!!!
She has obviously not tried SU !!!!
Never ceases to surprise me what you find on Ebay. Must look for a slightly crumpled blue suit, so I can be Gordon Brown !!!!!
Your Blog had me nearly falling off my seat with laughter..it's a real Gem & it was my pleasure !!:)
The eclectic version from the origenal 1990s video...You decide !!!
"I think it was more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment,"Ohhh a classic!!! Reckon that killed their sex life !! lol
Brings back all sorts of memories !!!!!
From the page: "Dr Kasumovic said sex lasts from six to 31 minutes, and the female doesn't even wait 'til their liaison is over before eating the male."
I think that's longer than most men last & it's enough to put you off it for life !!!!!!
A good start with a lovely mix of stumbles !! Maybe a few of your own comments thrown in would be nice lol :))
'The girls you don't take home to meet your mama'...... lol (lots) It must be the the life I lead !!! Seriously though i really enjoyed the wide variety, it was my pleasure !!
From the page: "Does he know he's quoting a man who tried to blow up Parliament?"
I am sure he would prefer if Parliment was blown up....as he would not have to face his peers or the nation for this complete bit of rubbish he calls a Budget !!!!!