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Meanwhile, enjoy these words of wisdom care of Batman and Robin.
Robin: "I guess you can never trust a woman."
Batman: "You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into."
Robin: "Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!"
Batman: "True. You owe your life to dental hygiene."
Robin: "We better hurry, Batman."
Batman: "Not too fast, Robin. In good bat-climbing as in good driving one must never sacrifice safety for speed."
Robin: "Right again, Batman."
Batman:
"I know. Hieroglyphics self-taught are a chore, Robin; but, it is a
surefire way to unravel the secrets of the ancient mystics."
Batman: "Ma Parker's girl is more dangerous than her three boys."
Robin: "Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman's."
Batman: "You're growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised."
Dick: "Gosh, Economics is sure a dull subject."
Bruce:
"Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. Economics dull? The glamour, the
romance of commerce... Hmm. It's the very lifeblood of our country's
society."
Batman (after cracking a
safe): "It's not difficult, if you have steady nerves and a good ear.
Quality is destroyed by the tenor of criminal life."
Robin, about Batgirl: "She's gone again! For once, Batman, let's follow her."
Batman:
"No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I
might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crimefighter."
Robin, looking at Batgirl: "You know something, Batman?"
Batman: "What's that, Robin?"
Robin: "She looks very pretty when she's asleep."
Batman:
"I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement
indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum."
Robin (about Lydia Limpet): "Gosh, Batman, those look like honest eyes."
Batman: "Never trust the old chestnut, 'Crooks have beady little eyes'. It's false."
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