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Albert is a person from Washington DC, USA

Some people might remember me as the inventor of the internet or my stint as the forty-fifth Vice President of the United States but probably not since I didn't do jack shit as VP. In 2000 I was elected president but democracy didn't work too well that year. I then taped a lecture and called it a movie (if the god damn comedians can do it, so can I) and won an Oscar. I then went on to win the Nobel Peace Prize for something or other. I can't remember what. I was also the first emperor of the moon and my head appears on the five-hundred dollar bill. I also led the Vice Presidential Action Rangers to prevent a tear in the space-time continuum caused by the what-if machine. I also wrote a book called Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, in which I explain that the environment must be protected from global warming and dark wizards. All in all I am a pretty awesome guy. P.S. ManBearPig is real.