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Shut Up I Hack You
By "Elch"; originally posted on Slashdot
In case you don't speak German (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to English. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the German version.
For information:
* The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch.
* 127.0.0.1 is always the IP address of the computer you're currently using; any request there will return to your computer.
* Notice that in Germany we get Daylight Savings Time (DST) earlier than in the US.
The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with a kid insulting everyone on the #stopHipHop IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny...
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
-bitchchecker> why do you kick me
-bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
-bitchchecker> answer!
-Elch> we didn't kick you
-Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
-bitchchecker> what ping man
-bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
-bitchchecker> i even have dst
-bitchchecker> you banned me
-bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
-HopperHunter|afk> LOL
-HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
-bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
-bitchchecker> for two weaks already
-bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
-Elch> You're a real computer expert
-bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
-Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
-bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
-Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
-Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
-Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
-bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
-Elch> Now I'm frightened
-bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
-bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
-bitchchecker> say goodbye
-Elch> to whom?
-bitchchecker> to you man
-bitchchecker> buy buy
-Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure.
I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
-bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
-Metanot> lol
-Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
-bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
-bitchchecker> say buy buy
-Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
-bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve...
Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
-bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
-Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
-Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
-bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
-bitchchecker> fire wall
-Elch> maybe, i don't know
-bitchchecker> i'm 26
-Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
-Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
-Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
-bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
-bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
-Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
-bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
-Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
-Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
-Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
-bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
-Metanot> what firewall do you have?
-bitchchecker> like a girl
-Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
-bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
-Elch> Noo
-Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
-bitchchecker> you're afraid
-bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hide


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