Bush HumorMemo to be given to ALL new presidents - Bush Humor
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From the page: "Memo to be given to ALL new presidents.
· Do NOT fart in public. If it slips, do not make fun of it.
· Do not start a war without good intel
· Try not to piss off every other country in the world.
· Do NOT rub the shoulders of a female, particularly in high office.
· Do not over-extend the military, in case of a natural disaster.
· If a natural disaster occurs, and the military is over extended,
try to get food and water to people before they die of dehydration, or starve.
· If someone in your administration is involved in a leak, fire them.
· If you say you will fire someone who leaks information from your administration, do it.
· If your speaking ability leaves you a laughing stock in front of a high school,
then read crib notes. SLOWLY.
· If you spy on peoples emails, read them, especially if they are emailing the Constitution.
· The phrase oethe tide is turning” is a colloquialism, and should not be taken literally.
· If you are asked what the best moment in office is, do not include oea large mouth bass” as part of the answer.
· Its not a good idea to publicly state that you wish you were a dictator.
· You do not have the ability to create new words, even if they oesound good”.
· If you torture people from other countries, they might do the same to us.
· It might not be a good idea for you, or your officials companies
to become filthy rich from government contracts.
· Companies owned by the Vice President, and other officials, should not set policy.
· Whistle blowers are GOOD things.
· If your top military commanders let a terrorist act happen, dont promote them.
· If someone tells you oeAmerica is under attack” it might be a good idea to start acting,
no matter how important the meeting your in seems.
· If you start more than one war, without being attacked,
and start building MORE nuclear devices, you cant call yourself the oepeace president”.
· If you attack the wrong country, you should apologize, and leave at their earliest convenience.
· You can not claim to be a moral and religious leader,
if the country you invaded has had losses of over ½ million human beings.
· If there is no real proof another country is going to invade the US, then it is probably not a good idea to start a war.
· Remember that ANY war you start means you FAILED in diplomacy.
· When its absolutely obvious you made a mistake, admit it, own it.
· The President serves at the oePLEASURE” of the American people.
· Use common sense, if you do not have any, give the job to someone who does."
