What can you say about your food that you can't say about your girlfriend?
Hello, you have dialed (just put your number, no dashes) The tall, accomplished you're calling can't come to the phone right now because they're on Reddit. Ripping out mass loads of weights. Polishing their monocle smile. Cracking walnuts...
You are such a strange phenomenon, so amazing & simultaneously horrifying. Who knows where the night will begin or where it could all lead? But here's the kicker — dinner & a movie is totally played out. You're interesting, they're interesting — s...
A collection of the most confusing/unexplainable photos from my Tumblr blog, Black & WTF .