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Math Jokes



spvoJan 11, 2006 9:32am
These are not really jokes I guess, but this guy does a lot of math and science related comics. I've seen a lot of his work posted on professor's doors.

sciencecartoonsplus.com/galmath2.htm [sciencecartoonsplus.com/galmath2.htm]
sciencecartoonsplus.com/gallery/math/math16.gif [sciencecartoonsplus.com/gallery/math/math16.gif] (I love this one)


emumeJan 11, 2006 2:04pm
Here's a good pick up line for all you math nerds! "Hey baby, I wanna be your deriviative so I can be tangent to your curves!"

Plus this is a great joke from Dinosaur Comics Get ready to laugh!:


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masterzoraJan 16, 2006 2:46pm
Another pickup line:
"Baby, I wish I were your problem set. That way I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk!"


redredrosebudsJan 17, 2006 10:09pm
Oh goodness! that's so excellent!

Who's up for a punny one?
"Life without Geometry is pointless."

oooo that was lame :D


spvoJan 18, 2006 1:23pm
I just stumbled across this site and thought it would go well here.
stetson.edu/~efriedma/mathhumor.html [stetson.edu/~efriedma/mathhumor.html]


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moderntimesJan 19, 2006 11:02pm
great math and science cartoons here....go to the main page for an even larger science collection....and they are FREE !

nearingzero.net/sci_math_and_stats.html [nearingzero.net/sci_math_and_stats.html]


redredrosebudsJan 29, 2006 10:07pm
Has anyone else seen the Chuck norris facts? Here's a math related one:

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

928306Jan 30, 2006 2:35am
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
Oh, that's nice. Really :)


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masterzoraFeb 14, 2006 4:19pm
Chuck Norris has also counted to infinity. Twice.


jgweissmanFeb 14, 2006 8:25pm
Ah, but can Chuck Norris count all the real numbers?


Math Jokes