| | ChoofMonster | Dec 5, 2006 3:11pm | | I don't see it as particularly offensive, possibly because this has been doing the rounds ever since the early days of the fax machine. There seem to have been a couple of additions over the years - don't remember the 'cultist' or 'gay' Jesuses. |
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|  FistMister | Dec 5, 2006 4:17pm | i'm with mrstarstuff nicely put your in my head there mate!!
but i will add this theres a real simple thing i keep which keeps me real to see religion for all its a really great way to make money hey its worked for a couple thousand years gotta take me hat off to them but i guess its what we as individuals do about it hey i mean we all cant live in a clock tower with .303 heheh anyway this it
Why is jesus always white and how come it isn't in spell checker too heheh
no for real real just listen
if he is there god, god of all then why depicthim white if he was real and lived in the middle east how can he be white i have traveled these lands and yes people have different looks where ever you go but i'am telling you JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN thank you all
There i said it.
i believe that but not religion |
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Sponsor |  Merino-Teflon | Dec 5, 2006 6:09pm | I wonder if the world would be different if Jesus had been a plumber instead of a carpenter.
Sauly The Unfortunate: 'Jesus, I am blind, my knees are going, I cannot keep a roof over the heads of my family, I beg thee to heal me!'
Jesus: 'Hmmmm, blind you say, weak-knee'd, and destitute, hmmmm, well, I'm all out of miracles until Monday fortnight, and then I have a big job on in Jerusalem, can't promise you anything, but if you wait by the bush, 3 kilometres from the barn farthest right of Sodom, 6 weeks from this day, I may be able to sort you out with something, as long as you're there between 10am and 3:30, right, no promises though!'
Sauly The Unfortunate: 'Bloody messiahs!'
Jesus: 'Ain't my fault mate, bloomin' management double-books summink chronic.'
Etc, etc, blah... |
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|  RobertShepherd | Dec 5, 2006 6:40pm | | I found this kinda funny, but also lame at the same time. |
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| | Duo-Maxwell | Dec 5, 2006 8:20pm | | 13 I don't get it... It sounds british, we know that thas not a real language like american lol |
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| | | ChoofMonster | Dec 5, 2006 8:36pm | | Most likely, Jesus was an Arabic Jew. Mel Gibson's 2-hour snuff movie got the languages wrong, too - although the Romans were in control, they had captured the land from the Helenics, so most of the population spoke Greek, not Latin. And Hebrew, not Aramaic, was the local language of Judea at that time. |
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Sponsor | | AnswerMan | Dec 6, 2006 3:19am | If jesus existed,
1)Jesus could be exactly what he say he is.
2)He could be a total liar.
3)he could also be a man with love for human kind, which will ultimately cause its end.
If he didn't exist.
1)he didn't exist, because he didn't exist.
2)we are all jews
3)we are all X-jews
*conditions apply. |
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| | | ChoofMonster | Dec 6, 2006 4:15am | The whole "did Jesus exist?" question has been posed in here several times (the search function is not working properly, so they're hard to find).
He may have been completely fictional, or several people were merged into one 'savior'. |
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Sponsor | | Vortexfugue | Dec 6, 2006 10:24am | "It was a nightmarish undertaking, the outcome of the frightening logic of a genius. And it worked out."
--The Passover Plot
It is the moment before sundown in Jerusalem. On the hill of Golgotha three bodies are suspended on crosses. Two--the thieves--are dead. The third appears so. This is the drugged body of Jesus of Nazareth, the man who planned his own crucifixion, who contrived to be given a soporific potion to put him into a deathlike trance. Now Joseph of Arimathea, bearing clean linen and spices, approaches and recovers the still form of Jesus. All seems to be going according to plan. . . . |
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|  bagwandave | Apr 30, 2007 8:46pm | | I don't care if it is your last supper, if you want to drink wine you got to show proof. And for my next trick I'll put the rock back in front of the cave. Of course Jesus was gay he traveled with twelve other dudes drinking wine and washing each others feet, how goddamn gay can you get |
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