Witty Quotes

Cool Quotes ! Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell. War doesn't... more

Some really amusing snippets from Bolton's Comedy Genius Peter Kay From the page: "1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3. Why... more

I selected some quotes from the list:-The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.-Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.-War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.-Going to church... more

From the page: "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy My sentiments exactly. Let's find someone who would be good at it... more

Excellent words to live by. Opposite of conventional wisdom