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One Sentence - True stories, told in one sentence.

644 reviews • onesentence.org

These are fabulous. Stories in just one sentence that keep you guessing and laughing and inspired. Also brilliant because I know what I can get the kids in my classes to do tomorrow... From the page: "Lost In Translation I thought I could speak French until I... more
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1925 reviews • artlung.com

From the page: "HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is... more
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

172 reviews • brianmulholland.net

From the page: " * I like escalators, because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the... more
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Philosophical Quotes, Thought-Provoking Sayings

286 reviews • quotegarden.com

"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." ~Andre Gide "I am a part of all that I have met." ~Alfred Lord Tennyson "We are all but recent leaves on the same old tree of life and if this life has adapted itself to new... more
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Come fly with me

33 reviews • jimspages.com

Oooooooooppppppppppsssssssssss. Piloting crash course. Is that a seaplane or a submersible in Picture 8?
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Theo Spark: One Liners part 1.......

3 reviews • theospark.net

thanks J. this one is definitely my fav2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

41 reviews • blogzarro.com

excerpts: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has... more
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TOP 100 funniest one-liners, quotes and jokes on the...

192 reviews • onelinerz.net

From the page: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. A... more
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One Sentence archive - Most Popular of All Time

69 reviews • onesentence.org

Who knew anyone could convey so much in one sentence? I was in awe reading these peoples most precious thoughts, and they were written beautifully. Thanks to all who submitted a piece, they were very touching. When asked to name the one person absent from her life that... more
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70 reviews • faisal.com

From the page: "The young don't feel any great need to wait for the Walk sign before they cross the street. They feel invulnerable. Over time, you better appreciate the consequences of each action. You see people get burned, you see friends fall apart, you go to a... more
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