Apparently you have forgotten that you have already fucked me over on more than one occasion. Furthermore, you are very jealous, and you do not let me go out with my friends as often as I'd like. The one time I had written a mathematic equation on you, you had accused me of cheating with math homework. Honestly, I did not: I had just wanted to introduce something new to spice up our relationship. You shouldn't complain, considering you enjoy it so much when I hand you over to my professor. Don't think that I'm not onto you...