Also can be titled, "Top 50 ways you can interject an ass-kicking into your everyday conversation"
Whoever wrote this missed the point of using the more common expressions entirely.
As much as I'm all for abandoning things like "fail" and "epic," these are really lame substitutes.
Lexical prescriptivism is pretty much the worst thing ever.
pizza cannot be trancendent, unless maybe a mushroom pizza? :D