Stolen from another joke that is old as dirt - in addition to reflecting elitist better-than-thou douchebaggery.
I've seen this a zillion times, but it's still funny (and true) each time.
What a great story. And oh so true!
ah, how true....
In the End: They both decided to delete their Twitter accounts, friend each other on Facebook and start a Tumblr page.
Aggghhh completely stolen from an engineering joke
People need to remember Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess. Of course he's been hamstrung and ineffective--he was given a country in ruin!
true, true, true!
I loved it. I like how it makes fun of both sides equally.
(see the page for the original post) I loved this and had to share. :)
From the page: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
That's really nice
Joke about US politics. :)