Thank you, sir, for wasting your time with this so we don't have to... :P
elaborate scheme to sell cookie dough ice cream...
ahh its working
oh wow. fantastic stumble
Irish and British 'cookies' are crunchy, unlike the far superior American cookies.. Our cookies suck donkey balls :( Except Marks & Spencer's cookies.. They're heaven!
I have always wanted to do this . . . .
that was long!
Real cookie dough contains raw egg -- which carries with it at least a perceived risk of salmonella poisoning. No way Ben & Jerry's is going to risk it, especially when they've come up with something completely safe that tastes just as good (unless you attempt to extract, isolate and bake it, in which case you're either making a web video or you're a fool.)
This was fun:)
I don't know why I enjoyed this post...
Lame pictures, laughably bad layout.
How much cookie dough is actually in a pint of cookie dough ice cream? It's something every red-blooded American asks himself from time to time.
Ugh, so much dumb.
Raw foods like sausage and cookie dough must be rid of their bacteria before being consumed, which is either done by pasteurization or cooking. Those sausages did not look raw at all, obviously, nor placed on top of the ice cream (/nod), and the cookie dough isn't "raw" either.
When ice cream melts, it does not freeze back into ice cream properly. The "joke" on his wife would be quite a dismal failure.
Finally, of course "cookie dough" in cookie dough ice cream isn't real cookie dough. Cookie dough does not melt like that stuff does, and it's not quite made the same.
Oh, and a postscript. I wish this idiot would learn to cook.
awesome. first thing in a long time that actually made me laugh
If it is a direct ripoff.... why isn't the original just SU'd?