P. J. Squeak
Look autoholics - do it properly, show some commitment to the cause. Don't lunch out on the oil companies, insist on the highest octane petrol, leave the diesel to the truckers and don't use my food to make filthy rubbish to put in your tank. Also, drive everywhere, never pick up hitch-hikers, run your tyres flat, keep the air-con on, don't turn the motor off when stopped and remember that climate change is so not happening. Lightweights.