Suprisingly, my AP Biology teacher read this out loud in class one day. I love that guy.
It ended with hysterical laughter..'tis was the greatest thing ever xD
The perfect ending no doubt! ;)
Boys like explosions and girls like emotions!!1!11!1!!!
this is simply amazing ... would love to actually see these two interact with each other in person ...
She fails so bad at creative writing. Seriously? She writes about a possessive relationship and thinks she's creative.
That was a pleasure to read. Very funny.
Generally when I Stumble Upon something that has this much writing I'm ashamed to say that I tend to ignore it. I read every word in this though and loved every second of it. Hilarious!
A stupid hormonal bitch and a loser who plays too many video games and watches too much tv. Har har.
Hilarious to the Nth degree.
To be honest that dude was a jerk and his writing was ridiculously derivative.
Anybody can write the story they saw on t.v. last night.
tandem story funny
This sounds like it comes from a book... I can't remember what it's called but it's about a tandem story assignment and I'm pretty sure there's something like this in it...
Right from the first two paragraphs, I know this won't work anyhow..ROFL.
remember calvin and hobbes? this sounds just like something that calvin and susie would turn in
"This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium."
That cracked me up!
There's a lesson in here.... be damned if I know or care what it is.
...which is why I detest working in groups on ANY assignment.