SO glad I went.
SO glad I went.
Alternative name: Million Moron March!
Oh, great, more satire.
America, go sod yourself! Nobody gives a fuck.
This guy is hilarious.
From the page: he Rev. Sir Dr.
Stephen T. Colbert
I'm going. I'm gonna spend the first part of the day restoring sanity, then I'm gonna go batshit with paranoia over what I did and threaten others if they try to nay say the basis of my paranoia.
God, no!!! Don't let them take our fear!
Pissing my pants in fear! DO NOT LET THE TERRORISTS WIN.
From the page: But never forget -- "Reason" is just one letter away from "Treason." Coincidence?
America, the Greatest Country God ever gave Man, was built on three bedrock principles: Freedom. Liberty. And Fear -- that someone might take our Freedom and Liberty. But now, there are dark, optimistic forces trying to take away our Fear -- forces with salt and pepper hair and way more Emmys than they need. They want to replace our Fear with reason. But never forget -- "Reason" is just one letter away from "Treason." Coincidence? Reasonable people would say it is, but America can't afford to take that chance.
So join The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on October 30th for the "March to Keep Fear Alive" in Washington DC. Pack an overnight bag with five extra sets of underwear -- you're going to need them. Because, to Restore Truthiness we must always... Shh!!! What's that sound?! I think there's someone behind you! Run!
give truthiness a try seems all else has failed.
I will keep fear alive, will you?
Keep Fear Alive & Rally to Restore Sanity ... a match for the ages.