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Nick Sparks sucks all the dicks.
How to write a Nicolas Sparks movie. I don't watch them. For me, put on Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, The African Queen, or any old classic romance made before 1960 any time.
But he makes novels....
Explains clearly and patiently why Nicholas Sparks is a self-obsessed talentless hack.