As neat as it is, I can't help but think of this:
Marge: Women are as smart as men. Why, a woman invented Liquid Paper.
Homer: Well, you know what a man invented? Actual paper!
Marge: Well a woman also invented the windshield wiper!
Homer: Which goes great with another male invention: the car!
Marge: Umm... I think a woman came up with nylon stockings. I mean, probably. We certainly use them.
Homer: Let's see, men also have: rocket ships, suspension bridges, constitutional government, snowshoes, brass knuckles... *Marge groans* ...pinball machines, the Renaissance...
[cut to Homer lying on couch alone at night]
Homer: Oh, why did women invent sleeping on the couch?