I strongly oppose putting "MPH" as a label when no units are given, but rather shown as speeds relative to animals with no proportion or set scale of differences between the speeds of two animals.
...Still pretty funny, though.
ew, max speed cheetah? what is this a prius?
mph? Really? You folks need to get with the times.
GREAT SHARING AND TY BRO!!
I want one.
A tree for 0 mph made me laugh for a very long time.
At least I can be confident that I could outrun a deranged turkey.
Made for a good T-shirt as well.
On a log scale, perhaps? I recognize it isn't, it's just the first thing to come to mind. Clever, but not very accurate.