This is one of the dumbest posts I've seen in a long time. First, the Mayan Calendar was interpreted wrong and corrected. Secondly, what would someone who posts about yoga and vegan food know about weapons (their proficiency or use) or how to kill a zombie. Do you have any idea how much physical force it takes to fracture a skull? How about where you need to hit a zombie?
You might brush up on your A&P (anatomy and physiology) a bit... This comes from someone studying forensics.
No offense lady, but .... other than the fact you can probably run fast and for durations, you're zombie food.