People are more ridiculous than I give them credit for. A sampling of why I say this:
Forest Service Feedback
"Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."
"Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests." (Um, hello? You're outside, genius!)
"A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead." (Because you can never have enough McDonald's in the world.)
"The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."
"Too many rocks in the mountains." (What do you think a mountain is?)
"The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals." (I hope next time you come into their territory and complain about them being there, they attack you.)