Stumblers Who Commented On How to bathe a Cat

nichollekrahn

Nicholle

Lmfao hahahaha dyin laughing over here!!!! Sounds about how my ex hubby would bath the cat hahaha

Posted on Jan 29, 2012

NOT gonna happen. I don't like the smell of my cat (it's not horrible, but still...) but there's no way I'm willing to try this unless I can somehow get mittens over his paws. Pretty funny article, though.

Posted on Oct 28, 2011

Aephie

Samantha

Never bathed my cats. Honestly, someone could distill their particular smell and make a cologne out of it. They smell woodsy and fresh all the time.

Posted on Oct 9, 2011

TDoveDesign

Ted

Anyone who has to give their cat a bath can relate to this article! Who would believe a five pound fur ball could turn into a ragging tiger and inflict wounds on anyone close enough to be in striking distance. One other thing, make sure you cut your cat's claws before attempt this procedure!!!

Posted on Mar 16, 2011

Ceiling-Cat

Aw hell naw!

Posted on Oct 6, 2010

riorita3

Irith

Very funny and, like eristiaccord said, accurate!

Posted on Sep 7, 2010

annie364

Annie

I once gave a kitten a bath and it turned into a demon straight from the pit of hell. I like cats but yes sometimes they stink.

Posted on Aug 24, 2010

usmjam

Praising the Lord in every situation

From the page: Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square,
I recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the
sliding-glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower
curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower
curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions.)

Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin
from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to
dress to protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top
construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey
face mask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket.

Posted on Aug 18, 2010