14 Things That Never Happen In Real Life
I mean, who hasn't handily defeated a roomful of attackers who choose to...
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on May 18, 2011
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slothatarms
Slothy
hahaha
OhMySites
OhMySites
So true haha
gherea
George Herea
nice :)
doublevikingsite
Nicholas
haha
La-Symboliste
La-Symboliste
If #1 had happend, you wouldn't have been here to tell us. Or that's what most cheap horror movies are based on.
conanhughes
Conan Hughes
This things happen... in TV.
funkyaquaria
Ishita
This is totally reminiscent of old Bollywood movies.
coffeetwitch
Joe
#6: Only because you're too damn young. That's the way it used to be.
angry-alpaca
jj
that would be awesome
Trinklefinder
Trinklefinder
I actually have walked into a bar filled with black people and while the record didnt scratch every freakin head in the place turned our direction and stared for 5 amazingly awkward seconds. Some of the gals didn't appreciate our presence but the guys whose asses I was kickin in a game of pool were quite impressed with my white girl sharkin talents. Over all, I had a kick ass, drunken fun time. Black folks seemed less angry back in those days though.
darkhorse5
darkhorse5
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runningonice
runningonice
14 Things That Never Happen In Real Life
Spacewolf78
Cole
I think the glasses makes the girl in 10 look better
brittanymagill7
brittanymagill7
Never heard a dial tone when someone hung up? really? Pretty sure that happens with landlines...
xbonehead69
6
#5 has totally happened to me!
deeny64
Nurudeen
The first one happens to me. Alot.
Indiana-Selleck
Slappy McGillicutty
Amusing, to say the least. Very amusing, to say the most.
SleweD
J
1). Never is too strong a word. I have in fact for example, turned on the TV expecting the news to cover exactly what I was hoping was relevant, and a friend of mine takes pride in being able to disappear behind buses/other things in the background.
2). This seems to be recycled stuff from Ye Olde Internette, with added stick figure illustrations.
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1500 Dollar Loans
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