hee hee hee
hee hee hee
it's funny because it's true
How to Use the Automatic Soap Dispenser...
The automatic sink in my local Walmart is arguably the evillest sink in the history of plumbing. No matter what unnatural position you contort your wrists into, the water refuses to come out. You wave and flail and rub, and... nothing. So then you move to the next sink over, and wave and flail and rub, and.... huzzah! A trickle! So you soap up your hands, and move them under the faucet, and... nothing. It won't come out. Wave, flail, rub... nothing.
Then, of course, some little brat comes over to the sink you were at in the first place, and the water flows out on her first try. So you wait until the little bitch finishes, and move BACK, and start to rinse, but the lukewarm dribble stops before you get the soap out from between your fingers. So you give up and go to dry your still-soapy hands, only to discover that they're out of paper towels. And the blow dryer is out of order. So you end up using toilet paper, which chemically reacts with the soap on your hands and the natural oils in your skin to create something like gloopy, stringy cement.
...I hate Walmart.
It is so simple, but it made me laugh out loud. I'm a sucker. :)
We have the same soap dispenser at work.