products no baby should have to suffer. These guys crack me up!
Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh
Avoid traumatizing your baby...lol
These are HILARIOUS.
When I was seven years old I found a pair of licorice panties in the downstairs closet... You bet your ass I ate that up... Now I am traumatized forever!
Because mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery. ;)
As a mother of a toddler I found these quite disturbing, yet also very humorous. I don't think ever one featured here is a bone fide manufactured product, at least I really hope not but the article was good for a giggle or four x
I love this submission!
A hilarious poke at the most ridiculous parenting products on the market.
I don't know who would buy these products for their children.....horrible!
From the page: "This is a dangerous idea. Not because it looks unstable or poorly constructed, but because its utility is too seductive.
Once the parent realizes how freeing this is, it will never stop with bathroom breaks. Want to vacuum? Slap that squirming bundle of modern art up on a closet door for a few minutes! Not enough room for the groceries and the child safety seat in the car? Use those hooks on the bumper and make an impromptu side car!"
From the page: "This is a great way to teach your children "I trust you exactly none." Think of it as a renewed umbilical cord designed to transfer shame instead of nutrients. " HILARIOUS
From the page: "Raising a baby is a tough gig. "Experts" declare at every turn that the wrong decisions on nutrition, napping or enrichment will render your child emotionally barren, homeless, sexually deviant and, worst of all, short."