This just in:
Al-Gebra cult conclusively linked to Iran
More feared by middle-school students than Al-Qaida and all its ilk combined, the infamous Al-Gebra cult has been traced to its origins in Baghdad, Iraq, where it was founded by Iranian "mathematician" Abu Abdullah Muhammad bin Musa al-Khwarizmi (pictured above on a stamp distributed by the post-Soviet international communist conspiracy to undermine America's self-esteem) in the early ninth century. The name, ominously, derives from the Arabic al-jabr: the restoration.
Hmm. Now what could these Muslim "mathematicians" have been planning to "restore"? A global caliphate? Obviously, this cult bears watching, and it is rumored that the George W. Bush administration has had it under Department of Homeland Security surveillance at least since 2006.
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Speaking of Bush: Since he's quoted to good effect in this article, I wonder if he'd care to comment on the fact that it is possible for a person of ordinary intelligence and manual dexterity to count up to 99 using only his fingers and thumbs.
Sarah Palin followers will believe this!
Got this in an e-mail years ago.
eh, good enough
oh, puns. i get it.
Predictable - and cringe-inducing - puns fired thick and fast in a poor attempt at humour.
Silly Al-Gebra lmao
Just don't like these kind of smartass-ism jokes.
Third joke in was my final eye-roll and I cashed out.
What a calculating bastard
I see what you did there