I am the wise man. But I had no idea they would copy all of this down!
Profound sayings from a wise man
Profound sayings from a wise man.
#22 - Two halves make a whole. Therefore, you die. :P
profound sayings from a wise man!!!
I like 'em
some of these are ok
some of these required more effort than I was willing to expend
Seen most of these tons of times
I bet you this was forwarded to every human being in the world in 1996
From the Page
10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
The first few are by Steven Wright
From the page: Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
Stupid list, but 29 is spot on. Fucking research papers.
This didn't make anyone giggle back in 1995 either.