these are awesome!
seen it elsewhere. nice!
Really funny, heard some of these on planes. Really funny.
99% of these are really old, and most of them have been circulating around with un attached airlines for years, so I wouldnt believe the lines about which airlines they were.
"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
Sounds nice and fake
Very funny, I lol'ed several times down the list.
Most of them are probably bollocks, but it's still funny as hell.
Those are some pretty funny comments!
From the page: Last one off the plane must clean it.
That's some good jokes.
From the page: We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal