First disliked cracked article. Their rhetoric is bullshit
Meh, any *real* ZSP (zombie survival plan) already accounts for plenty of guns and ammo (so no raiding the gun shop) and at least a basic motorbike, if not balled out Harley, for quickly escaping the city by deftly maneuvering past the blockade of motor vehicles.
and, while we're on the topic, sprinting zombies (ala zombieland) are fucking SCARY.
Too many contradictions. For example, the issue of holing up in a shelter: If the zombies are the undead, sure, they don't need food, but for that matter, they probably won't infect you with their bodily fluids. If, on the other hand, they are merely infected beyond cure, then they will eventually die off from starvation. Furthermore, with no higher reasoning available, it would be really easy to avoid them by not making too much noise or anything like that (unless we assume that the zombies are using smell primarily to hunt people, but that just seems ludicrous considering human olfactory senses are shit to begin with and would be far worse after a few days/months of decay). And really, if you're not holed up, where the hell are you going to be?
I am just gonna hold up at a wal-mart
Not that i actually read through this stupid list....but it DID remind me that I need to finish up the last 20 pages of WWZ. thanks for the reminder, folks.
These zombie lists are getting rather old.
From the page: "Zombies beget zombies beget zombies, and they do their best begetting while scrabbling incessantly at your door for months on end because they can hear you crying inside."