I want one of these! Too cool!
A nightstand that converts to a club and shield. Not as useful in the U.S. where all criminals have firearms, but it has a wacky charm.
ah, I thought this was a dork dressed up for playing one of those role playing dungeons and dragons games where they all run about with fake weapons shouting "double hit, magic spell!" etc
paranoia.... the levels of unnecessary stress we put our bodies under amazes me sometimes!
I think the arm straps are a little obvious.
this is genious
A night stand that doubles as weapons. Finally!
Are you worried about burgulars? This handy table turns into a shield and club in an instant giving you +3 armour and a club attack bonus. Ideal for home defence.
"The 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence"
Hmm, think I'd rather send my husband while I hide under the bed to be honest, lol.
Even if you're not in London, this table is cool just for running around and pretending to be some sort of barbarian.
I need this in my apartment!
Stylish! And great for when that cocktail party gets out of hand.
This how-to diagram is far superior to the ones they have on airplanes...