We got my daughter a hamster for Christmas, who the wife and I have named Hamstvo (Russian for 'rudeness', ). The reason we named him this is twofold - for one, Hamstvo and Hamster have the same first 5 letters (and hamster is Homyak in Russian), and second, when I was taking him out of his enclosure at the pet store he sunk his teeth into my thumb. My fault more than his - he was just trying to escape the box, and I kept pushing him back in while I waited for the idiot pet store employee to bring some bedding for his box. Finally he got fed up with me and my big, pushy hand (which had awoken him from sleep) and let me have it.
So in honor of the addition of Hamstvo to our family, I post this video of a girl in a hamster suit trying to run in an inflatable hamster ball on the canals of Hamsterdam. Pot may or may not have been involved.