I have to admit this is pretty funny.
Omg no just give me the Vodka please oh god
More sad than funny.
just wasn't funny. the problem wasn't the joke, but the extent to which you had to really try hard. Also, unless you dated these girls one after another for one week, some of that shit you wouldn't have.
Lastly, (and im just making this point because the stretch made it unfunny) I can absolutely think of a situation in which condoms, soda and vodka would be useful together. although true, condoms do suck
Except for vodka, you will need it most of the time now.
I'm with you on the condoms thing- I swear buying them is a curse for me.
Not outright enjoyable but still fairly interesting, I thought.