From the page: "hello! my name is pete, and i like to bake stuff. bread, cakes, pies, deep fried cakes and pies...thanks for dropping by the site!"
Is your fucking shift key broken? What is the matter with people? I'm not making your cake now, you've fucked me off.
Also, as usual, I'd like to thank a Stumbler for their invaluable page summary: Aliwicious with "jewish apple cake". Her shift key is also broken, along with her full stop key. I think with a few decent IBM keyboards, we could eradicate this epidemic.