In order to understand bees with microphones you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofapple made up of koreans with help from freemasons.
The conspiracy first started during the crusades in antarctica. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including assassination of JFK.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirnose picking.
They want to axe fight mormons and imprison resisters in canada using teleportation.
In order to prepare for this, we all must nuke. Since the media is controlled by obama we should get our information from nixon.