You know daughters are out there lookin for the guys who applications would be rejected. telling your daughter she cant date someone is just as good as givin her a box of condoms and an empty house for the weekend.
Hardy har har. (that was sarcasm) This is far more scary than it is funny.
Controlling parent, way sexually overinvolved with his daughter, wishes he could just arrange her marriage.
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission so FTS.
I do not object to this because it is sexist. I object to it because it's such an old joke. 15K people never grew up as someone's daughter and had their father say something like this every week of their adolescence.
I find this sexist. Does a boy need to ask her fathers permission? Why doesn't she ask her boyfriends mother? It's just plain ridiculous.
Permission Form for Dating My Daughter
Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Women are not helpless little victims of sexual activity. They are as aggressive as men are. We are sexual beings. STOP treating females as if they are merely passively sexual.
I actually submitted one of these to my father-in-law around the time my wife and I started dating. He thought it was pretty funny.
Hmmm, my dad could have written this.
I need to file this one away for about 15 years.
I shouldn't give this to my husband.
(IF YES TO THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES)"
Ahh damn......... i can't date his daughter :(
V.funny. Signed "On pain of Hillary Clinton kiss torture". That sounds worse than all the other tortures put together. I'd prefer the Native American Ant torture
O, yes, its hilarious what double standards are still imposed on our youth. Hoorah!