Bet he wishes he sounded manlier after the fact.

Now go call your grandma.

That's some extreme love for macaroni and cheese...

This compilation will make have you saying nothing but "WTF?"

With winds over 200 mph, the tornado tore through the Oklahoma City area, leaving behind tons of devastation. Please visit the Red Cross and help if you can.

Someone needs to work on their swing if they're going to make the team.

This guy? He's the coolest guy you know.

He was hit by that truck and he isn't about to let the driver get away even if it kills him.

That Walter is one crazy cat.

Seems like an awfully lame crime. Good hustle at the end, though.

What were those broad stripes and bright stars doing at dawn?

Impressive that he found the time to tie a rope together out of sheets but not put his pants on.

The driver probably really needs to get to a bathroom.

That's going to end in road rash.

Gotta keep goin', maybe catch something cooler on the camera.

Thank you, USAToday, for this hard hitting news item